Diet Hoe

A girl that leads you on and talks sexually but isn't about what she's says

"I went over her house, but we didn't do anything. Turns out she was a diet hoe."

by Playboymikey January 27, 2018

Jaxson Diet

Someone who’s diet is constrained to such a small amount of food that trying to get them to eat anything can prove to be very difficult.

Other times, the foods they do eat are so stupid that it’s laughable.

Man, my friend is on a Jaxson Diet, he only eats dino nuggies!

by Mercury - Avarice June 25, 2022

Sex Diet

When you take a break from sex because you're a straight up whore

"I've been fucking a ton of guys lately, I think I'm going to go on a sex diet"

by _nerd July 25, 2016

Diet sprite

A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.

That fashion show was full of diet sprites.

Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.

by Fever_dream May 25, 2018

Merrill Diet

The Merrill Diet is when someone is using meth.

Hey man, you hear about that Merrill Diet?

Yeah, it keeps me up for days!

by wusspoppinjimbo January 11, 2018

Tomorrow diet

This is a plan to start a diet tomorrow yet never doing so. This diet is put in place to make the user feel better about being fat.

"Man imma start my diet tomorrow." "Dude shut the fuck up u on that tomorrow diet!"

by Uselessmafia March 1, 2015

Diet Ass’plosion

When a girl agrees to do anal sex, instead of fucking her, grab a packet of mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. Put the mentos in the shove the Coke bottle inside.

Last night Danny gave me a Diet Ass’plosion
What’s that?
He shoved Coke and mentos up my ass

by HappyFrankBb July 17, 2018