cocksicle

What happens to your penis and scrotum if you jump into a cold pool, bathtub or ice bucket.

Tim: Gary, what's in your cold pool tent?

Gary: Tim some people call it an insurrection but I call it a cocksicle.

by Gafa Gafa June 18, 2011

Dirty Cookson

A dirty Cookson is when a male ejaculates on his own stomach or groin area.
This usually involves leaving the semen to crust over the belly and not get washed off.

Oh man, I really did enjoy that dirty Cookson last night!

by Bpollitt34 December 14, 2021

cocksalot

A term used to describe the actions of one who seduces many women into sexual relations. Can also be used in first person when pronounced "cockalot" or as a name.

"Is that your boy over there spittin at that dime?"
"Yeah bro, he cocksalot of chicks..."

"Yo, you got game?"
"I don't know about game, but the ladies bust out my cockalot"

Sir Cocksalot

by csk24 September 16, 2007

Cockschlager

Beer, or other alcohol, that has had someone's penis in it.

Matt: Hey man, can you believe that party last night?
Austin: I can't believe Christian downed that whole mug of cockschlager!

by Ari Haugen October 29, 2007

cocksilo

What do you store in missile-silos? Missiles. What do you store in cock-silos? ...

You like girls! That's so gay, you fucking cocksilo.

by GameMogul December 21, 2007

Cocksalesman

Being such a huge cocksucker, that you should be lisenced to sell it.

"WOW, that guy who just came in was a HUGE cocksalesman!"

by MaTTThomas February 26, 2008

cocksboy

a boy with a can do no care for others attitude. Has no reference to his penis size and therefore is imaginatively endowed.

that cocksboy is really stirring things up, johnson.

by cesar romero March 19, 2010