inappropriate story-telling

Describing your affairs in excruciating detail and claiming when overheard that such descriptions were fiction.

The Republican lawmaker engaged in some inappropriate story-telling regarding his relations with a lobbyist.

by MattF. September 10, 2009

Telepathic Rape

When you imagine a specific girl to masturbate too. Typically your crush or a celebrity.

Female: I bet he jerks off to me, I'm reporting him to the cops for telepathic rape!
Smart Female: No you dumb bitch, that's not a thing.

by Eextreme September 7, 2021

tell tale

a sign, an indication of something, a clue, an appearance befitting a specific situation or event.

how did she know you were hot for her?
err, that clue was a serious tell tale, I guess

by yuviken May 5, 2010

Telkom

Telecommunications provider for South Africa, specializing in slack service, expensive call charges, inability to resolve problem and very surly personell. Approach with caution

Telkom just ruined another perfectly good day.

by Yourmother August 30, 2003

parent's television council

A conservative organization that monitors the content of television shows in order to determine which ones are okay to let their children watch. While many complain that they are trying to infringe upon free speech, they are actually performing a very valuable service. You can figure out how good any given show is by how low they rate it.

I learned that 'Family Guy' is a really good show based on the very low rating that the parent's television council gave it.

by rustyshackleford August 15, 2007

Tell Off

to bitch at someone about something stupid they did, or to bitch at for something they did that annoyed you.

I had to tell off Jack for taking out my car then scratching it. He's a complete retard sometimes.

by KaitieHotStuff November 3, 2010

teletubbies

the gay version of ninja turtles

teletubbies eat plastic pancakes with faces on it for every meal

by i rock August 16, 2003