Perker

Mark Parker, known famously for his bright red cheeks and inability to satisfy girls sexualy.

I shagged Perkers bird again the other night

by Commie March 27, 2003

perkins county

The most mentally ill county on the planet

Perkins county is literally mentally ill

by Edgy meme December 8, 2016

Perkit

An even better way of saying perfect. The word Perkit can also be used for something that is close to perfect and something that is cute.

"That cat is so perkit!" "Our teacher said that out project is perkit." "This is perkit!"

by Equalic April 17, 2019

perkers

young girls/women at the peak of physical maintenance ease
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.

john and don saw a group of perkers and they got "moist"

judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!

putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!

by michael foolsley January 9, 2010

Perkulate

verb used to cheer one up when said one is being a downer.

"dude, you need to perkulate! You're killing my buzz!"

by Amawali March 4, 2013

emma perkins

The art of filling all holes of a woman whilst singing the national anthem until climax. Swapping at strategic intervals

Dude, this weekend me and a few of the lads dished out an emma perkins

by Devilman850 March 7, 2011

dr. perky

Dr. Perky is when you have an enraged chubby.

Man Bob's got an real Dr. Perky right now.

by Long dick swanging July 28, 2015