young girls/women at the peak of physical maintenance ease
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.
john and don saw a group of perkers and they got "moist"
judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!
putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!
judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!
putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
Get the perkers mug.When you have a huge hard-on for a girl, but when you tell her you true feelings, she admits that she thought you were gay the whole time.
"Holy shit where is Cyrus? he was supposed to be here"
"oh hes parkersnowing a girl, but she doesn't think hes gay yet"
"oh hes parkersnowing a girl, but she doesn't think hes gay yet"
by 420pac September 11, 2014
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An element/ object that is difficult to find or touch. People around the world have gone on quests to find it, but always fail.
Man, if only we had ourselves the porkersnapper, all of the answers in life would be ours.
I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!
I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!
by Terri Makichut October 9, 2019
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how tf did they stick the whole leg in? how does the organ even function after that? why did they have so much bottled cum? so many questions…
how tf did they stick the whole leg in? how does the organ even function after that? why did they have so much bottled cum? so many questions…
after clicking that link that led to the perverse family video im traumatized…should’ve minded my own goddamn business..
by traumatizedperson November 22, 2021
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"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."
"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."
"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."
by JScotts February 14, 2009
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For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.
*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
by james savik November 16, 2018
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B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot
B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot
Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion
by The Definition Maggot March 2, 2009
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