Jason

The act of having group sex with mentally ill and high female then to put it on the internet

Guy1 yeah she's high as fuck
Guy2 man she's a total ruth we can pull a jason on her

by JasontherapistofLondonont March 10, 2017

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Jason is a very dum thicc boi, he listens to lil uzi vert and makes out with Wali in his freetime. He always get 2 pluses on his tests and he sucks at fortnite.

Jason just gave WAli the rub rub on the nub nub

by saltyserbian May 3, 2018

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v. To incur an avoidable delay as a result of exercising maximal inefficiency or negligence.

My bag didn't come out of the airport carousel until an hour after we landed, and I missed my connecting flight. I totally got Jasoned.

by Murklewood January 3, 2017

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A Jason

To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.

Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"

by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023

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It means July, August, September, October, and November. Or, it is like a shorter name of Jayson. Jason most likely knows a guy named Justin, I could be wrong though.

“Do you have a crush on anyone?,” said Emma.
“Yeah I do, his name is Jason. He may be annoying, but he can look cute sometimes,” said Tiffany.

by Austinhere October 15, 2019

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jason is a man who is really hairy, his ant trial goes on for miles on end and his leg hairs are to thic to ever trim. he is also someone who is immortal, actually maybe one day but when he is one hundred thirty five. he is a great friend and person to be around he will never make you frown.

man jason’s ant trail is long asf!

by bigfupalupa August 9, 2021

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