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by Windows11Microsoft_xd January 30, 2025
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Happy Sending

The act of giving your significant other an orgasm, preferably through oral sex, just prior to them leaving for work.
While walking to his car, John had the look of delight after Mary dropped to her knees and gave him a Happy Sending.
by GhostRiderNC April 25, 2025
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Return to Sender

When you shit on someone's dick and they give you anal sex.
Person 1: You'll never guess what me and Tom did last night!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I made like a postman and did Return to Sender!
Person 2: Nice!
by ThePancakeLord33 September 4, 2016
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Return to sender

When eating out someone’s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole
Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.
by jackaufman October 8, 2019
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Return To Sender

Suck a dick, pretend you swallowed, go in for a kiss then drop his nut in his mouth.
Jenna totally pulled a return to sender on George
by theo_b_20 February 9, 2020
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