pervert buddy

friends with benefits.. with very perverted benefits; who usually don't see other people.

Yeah, meet Andrew, he is my pervert buddy.

by YoYoMae October 9, 2008

Grand Old Perverts

Grand Old Perverts is the modern description for the three letter initialization for the Republican party GOP.

You know it's really become apparent that what was the Grand Old Party has become nothing but a collection of "Grand Old Perverts.

by ilookmarvlus July 18, 2019

Perverted Justice

When you're at a wild party, or in any situation and you catch a guy hooking up with a passed-out drunk girl who is way younger than him, preferrably underage, you pull him off of her and repeatedly kick him in the face.

I saw this obnoxious looking wigger who was at least 18 banging this hot wasted freshman the other night, and I gave him perverted justice.

by superlativeshane March 13, 2011

perfessional

A not-so-obvious amateur or unqualified person passing them-self off as a professional for personal gain, not necessarily out of malice.

My cab driver was a real perfessional, he/she got lost on the way to the airport. My doctor is so perfessional, he/she performed an abortion the very same day he/she swore the Hippocratic oath!

by mouselb August 29, 2013

Perverted

Similar to sick, and ill, but on a higher level.

That six up on twanky two's is straight perverted!

by B.Rev May 14, 2004

Pervert

pervs are usually really ugly and gross. the reason they are pervs is because they cant get some so they turn into pervs so that at least can pretend to get some to their friends but really... no girl would ever allow it to happen

Omg! That old guy on the bench is such a pervert!

by Awesome JSA-er November 9, 2010

perverty

The stage where a guy hits a new all time low of pervertedness, including jokes, thoughts, and comments. Usually lasts anywhere between one month to a lifetime.

Girl 1: Hey, what's wrong with John?

Girl 2: He's finally going through perverty.

by Easel Shimmy Kin June 8, 2011