noun. A person who pretends to have ethics and puts them on before turning on the camera but couldn't be bothered putting on a clean shirt.
also an Indian slur for someone who fucks their mother
also an Indian slur for someone who fucks their mother
Eg. Your hair are so messy, you are such a mutachod.
You don't even act upon what you believe in mutachod.
You don't even act upon what you believe in mutachod.
by toxicbhi January 23, 2025
Get the Mutachod mug.(adj.) Describes the act of vanishing suddenly and poetically, like a woman in a Haruki Murakami novel, leaving behind only cryptic clues: a half-read book, an unfinished drink, clothes hanging on the line, a jazz record spinning endlessly or the faint scent of perfume in an empty room. No explanation, no drama—just gone, as if you slipped into another world.
(v.) To mysteriously disappear from someone’s life in a way that feels ripped from a Haruki Murakami novel—sudden, poetic, and hauntingly unresolved.
(v.) To mysteriously disappear from someone’s life in a way that feels ripped from a Haruki Murakami novel—sudden, poetic, and hauntingly unresolved.
"She Murakamied me last winter—left her favorite umbrella in my doorway and a voicemail about a dream she couldn't remember. That was the last time I heard her voice."
"Don't get too attached to her. Women like that don't break up with you—they Murakami you. One day you'll wake up to an empty apartment and a fridge full of food she'll never eat."
"He texted 'I'll be right back,' left his keys on the table, and fully Murakamied. That was six months ago. I still keep his coffee mug clean, just in case."
"This city has a way of Murakami-ing people. You meet them under a flickering streetlamp, share one perfect conversation, and then—gone. Like they were never real."
"I didn't get dumped. I got Murakamied. No fight, no tears—just a note that said 'I have to go where the moon is brighter' and a pair of red shoes she never came back for."
"Don't get too attached to her. Women like that don't break up with you—they Murakami you. One day you'll wake up to an empty apartment and a fridge full of food she'll never eat."
"He texted 'I'll be right back,' left his keys on the table, and fully Murakamied. That was six months ago. I still keep his coffee mug clean, just in case."
"This city has a way of Murakami-ing people. You meet them under a flickering streetlamp, share one perfect conversation, and then—gone. Like they were never real."
"I didn't get dumped. I got Murakamied. No fight, no tears—just a note that said 'I have to go where the moon is brighter' and a pair of red shoes she never came back for."
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A huge fraud who steals valor and tries to sound more legitimate
Popularized by Mutahar/SomeOrdinaryGamers and his endless "as an engineer/i'm an engineer" spam whenever he feels like his dubious claims have at least 1% chance of being scrutinized or fact checked. Basically, non-military stolen valor.
Popularized by Mutahar/SomeOrdinaryGamers and his endless "as an engineer/i'm an engineer" spam whenever he feels like his dubious claims have at least 1% chance of being scrutinized or fact checked. Basically, non-military stolen valor.
"All these Mutahars and Pajeets with their fake degrees and fake certs keep flooding the West and infesting every IT company"
A: "Are you actually XYZ or are you just a Mutahar?"
B: "Nah bro I'm legit XYZ, i make 10k a month trading, I code in my free time, I'm a genius with gold hands brah"
A: "Show me your accounts and github"
B: "Nah bro that will compromise my security"
A: "So you're just a Mutahar then. Quit lying"
B: *sends an edited screenshot* "Look at my portfolio bruh"
A: *sends a link to their portfolio* "There's nothing, you're full of shit"
B: "Nah I just uhhh transferred it"
And the excuse train continues on
A: "Are you actually XYZ or are you just a Mutahar?"
B: "Nah bro I'm legit XYZ, i make 10k a month trading, I code in my free time, I'm a genius with gold hands brah"
A: "Show me your accounts and github"
B: "Nah bro that will compromise my security"
A: "So you're just a Mutahar then. Quit lying"
B: *sends an edited screenshot* "Look at my portfolio bruh"
A: *sends a link to their portfolio* "There's nothing, you're full of shit"
B: "Nah I just uhhh transferred it"
And the excuse train continues on
by freethememes August 11, 2025
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Some youth really dance with the English language and produce definition mutation. It's almost like a different dialect.
Some youth really dance with the English language and produce definition mutation. It's almost like a different dialect.
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