Garnion

The abbreviation of the two words: Garlic and Onion

Dude i can't take Garnions!

Guy 1: I love Garnions.
Guy 2: That's what she said

#vegan
#vegetarian

by Veganzz November 19, 2014

christian garner

a queer fag

Christian Garner clops and wanks over animals

by JohnTheClopper February 9, 2014

Anal Gland Shake

When the Male ejaculates into the analtorium and the female clinches her bum cheeks and twerks making a milkshake texture and drinks it.

Jeannie loves it when Bobby gives her an Anal Gland Shake

by Bobby2pistols March 15, 2019

garn

The excess urine that must be shaken or squeezed out of one's penis after urinating.

You slurp massive garn.

by KevinTbagr September 25, 2006

Mannary Glands

Just as mammary glands are female boobs, mannary glary are the male equivalent.

Dude, it's about time you lost your mannary glands, they're becoming bigger than my bird's!

by Snooby Scax September 29, 2006

Garnadan

A strong, usually painful, well placed infliction of physical damage to the genetalia.

That chick there layed a garnadan on me for looking up her skirt!

by Luminex February 29, 2008

Garnrock

A warrior from Ireland who saved the British from the British by defeating the British. He is known to be a legendary hero of lore with devilishly good looks and stature. It was rumored he would throw a series of lightning bolts at his enemies. His heirs have been told to have started in Ireland and have moved to modern day Canada and now reside in America. His mystery is one that will never be solved. His battle cry can only be translated into the modern words of, "It's a trap". One popular story of his legend involves him creating the original pancake from a potato and a rice cake. He was the last wielder of "Calruck" the Broad Sword that dealt the last blow of every war he took part in.

Your stature is of Garnrock Quality.
I wish you were more like Garnrock.
Your Garnrock Sexy.
Your Biceps remind me of Garnrock.

by Corbure December 6, 2010