Guerin Catholic High School 

Racist school filled with Rich kids. Girls only date white dudes there and black kids there act white except one. The school is very clicky and dumbasses date each other from the same friend group. If you are different then you don't belong at the school because every rich white kid at that school acts the fucking same. People at that school act like they fuck with you when they really talk shit about you behind your back. Retards like to flex their money and flex about their private jets. The basketball team is so bad and they need more black people on it especially the football team. People say the N word in front of the black students but they can't fight back because they are not trying to get expelled out of an expensive as fuck school. There is no events at the school only fine arts shit and the formal is just a bunch of people fucking around. The teachers are good, well some of them.

Guerin Catholic High School is a fine arts school

Guerin Catholic High School by Daniel Traps March 4, 2022

Slaying the catholic dragon 

To slay the catholic dragon is to seduce a devout catholic girl and have sex with her, her willingly choosing to do it. It is a skill that only masters of seduction have.

With hard work and patience, Alex has finally succeeded in slaying the catholic dragon. He truly is a master of seduction.

Slaying the catholic dragon by Lone Knight May 4, 2011

Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy 

A Catholic secondary school based in rural Stoke Golding, a village just outside the town of Hinckley, it boasts a healthy level of academic achievement and has had impressive GCSE results since it’s transformation into a 11-16 school seven years ago. This change, however, has given rise to a shift in the school’s demographics. No longer does the school consist of exclusively middle class students from the surrounding villages, whose parents pick them up in the car park each day in massive 4 by 4s presumably to counter the occasional leaves that fall on the end of their mansion’s drive, for the change in local school systems caused many students from the working class Hinckley that would’ve otherwise attended a more modest school such as Hinckley Academy or Redmoor to commute on the infamous Beaver Bus daily. This change has created a peculiar environment in the school were rich and poor are educated in harmony. This will, no doubt, be the middle-class students’ only experience of the working class before they go on to work as a hedge fund manager and fund the Conservative Party while putting their earnings into an offshore account.

Catholic Priest at Sunday Mass: “So, what schools does everyone’s children go to?”
All (in unison): “Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy!”

Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy by Suntan Dave December 8, 2021

St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School 

Horrible school in Des Moines Iowa the treats students horrible

I am never coming back to St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School

St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School by Dodomemelove June 28, 2021

Bergen Catholic 

Bergen Catholic is the GREATEST high school in NJ. Its excellence is shown in athletic performance, academic achievements, and charity work. It makes all other high schools look like kindergarten.

Bosco kid: “hey are you gay like me?”
Bergen kid: “no I go to Bergen catholic”

Bergen Catholic by RealAmericanPatriot1776 January 30, 2023

Crossing it up, Catholic Style 

A handshake in the motion of the Catholic cross. It starts out as a normal handshake, then the hand position is changed so just the fingers are connected. From that point, the movement is up, down, then left to right and vice versa. The left to right movements should be done to the direction of the coolest person taking part in the shake. After the shake is done, it is optional for one to say "Cross it up," and the other to finish it by adding on "Catholic Style"

Person one: Oh look, Johnny and Tony are crossing it up, catholic style!
Person two: Yeah, they really must love Catholicism!!
Person three: STFU you idiots, catholics suck

Crossing it up, Catholic Style by J. C. Sampson November 5, 2005

East Catholic 

God's center for the rich majority snobs who wear Chanel tshirts to lacrosse practice, wear Coach backpacks, parade around in Louis Vuitton sandals, drive brand new BMWs yet don't have jobs, hang out with nuns, pray the rosary, can't differentiate between their hair color and highlights because they've been mixed in so well since they were 2, spend their time in the cancer box on a daily basis,pray before 3rd period every single day, get a Tiffany's ring for receiving a "A" on the Spanish 1 test on colors, own Dunkin Donuts, a family deli, or a grocery store, purchase and name practice gyms by the dozen (with a complimentary trainer's office and team room), pretend to ROCK THE FIELD at sports (or sometimes ACTUALLY rock the field at sports), get a day off every time a nun sneezes, have library shelves full of Catholic Encyclopedias, think they are rebels by wearing CLOGS or not tucking in their shirts (OH NO!), and love God...all the time, and believe they are the ULTIMATE shit.

kid 1:"East Catholic? Isn't that that little prison on the hill...with one driveway that no one can get into by 7:40 every morning?"
kid 2:"Yeah! Do you like my new Uggs, Coach bag, fake tan, Tiffany's necklace, and professionally filled manicure?!"
kid 1:"Oh my GOD, I'm so jealous, I wish I went to East Catholic. LET'S GO READ THE BIBLE!!!"

East Catholic by anonymous947509437589 November 7, 2006