absofuckinlutly

The better kind of Absolutly. More absolute and fucking important

You are absofuckinlutly right by fucking with the teacher's absolute values.

by NeoApocalypse October 27, 2007

absofanfuckingtasolutestic

A chopped-up rearrangement of "absolutely fucking fantastic"

That piece of pie was absofanfuckingtasolutestic! It's the best I've ever had!

by simplebeep December 22, 2009

abolut

It is a non-offensive way to call someone retarded.

Look at that girl, Becky!!! She's such an abolut!!!!!

by CatZ1709 December 7, 2016

absofuckinglutely

1) hellz yeah!

2) so absolute, it's fucking crazy.

1) You wanna go hit downtown?
Absofuckinglutely!

2) Einstein was a genius.
Absofuckinglutely!

by reesesx3ramen November 29, 2009

AbsoluteChad

Basically someone who is cool or is a awesome fellow

Person:You’re dunced for a day :feelbadman:
Person: it’s okay man you are a absoluteChad Anyway

by RolesTakenNoReason June 10, 2019

Abolishment

A thrash metal band originating from Ottawa, Ontario. Simply described as "fucking metal".

"Yo man, are you going to ARGYLE to watch Abolishment tear it up?"

"No."

by abolishment December 24, 2004

Absolute

Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New terminology courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.

That guy is Absolute. Comin correct.

by Foreknow 4NO Apparel December 9, 2008