shmeet

an adjective that describes something as being extra small

His shirt was extra shmeet.

by Cornelius Hubbard Jr. June 30, 2008

keep an eye on on someone or something

To watch someone or something while someone else is busy

Would you mind keeping an eye on my daughter while I am at the store?

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

something or other

a thing that you cant quite remember the name of. wait, its on the tip of your tounge!!!! o, well. lol. also means anything whatsoever

person 1: What are you doing on saturday night?
Person 2: something or other.
Person 1: o cool!

by Cayce April 10, 2003

Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.

Sometimes you do the pounding and sometimes you get pounded.

Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.
And some people are always the hammer.
Richard is such a nail.

by L. Benjamin November 18, 2007

something chronic

The persistent or reoccurring action of anything.

"Dude, what happened to your nails?"

"I can't help it, I've been chewing on them something chronic"

by Puddscupp April 23, 2017

something awful

A website which used to be funny, but now only attracts people with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. (See also: goon.)

Most of the creativity has been sucked out of Something Awful by the repetitive use of lame catchphrases and wanksters who vandalize message boards and forums. This is why Something Awful has deservedly gained a reputation for being a haven for pathetic little shitstains and lamers.

Being a comedian is about making other people laugh, not making yourself laugh. No wonder Something Awful can't find the funny anymore.

by Lowtax Needs To Clean House February 28, 2005

sometimer

a guy/girl of romantic interest who only calls/texts/emails, etc. when it's convenient or when they 'happen' to be in the neighborhood.

Marc hasn't called me in 3 months, but he texted me last night because he happened to be at a bar across the street with his friends. What a fuckin sometimer.

by fistpumpin' boots March 7, 2010