Scrote Bag

A man's fanny pack. A small purse worn like a belt around or slightly below the waist.

"Don't forget to put your wallet in your scrote bag."

by Mike Weisss May 3, 2008

Screwed the pooch

A metaphor for significantly fucking up.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.

Man, Douglas really screwed the pooch on that one, like the time he missed and ending up putting it in Lucy's pooch hole (belly button).

by Pooched2433 December 1, 2016

Scrote-attack

When recieving head slap your partner in the eyes with your sac until the eyes become bruised.

Cindy had to go to the hospital after my scrote-attack.

by aaron April 26, 2004

scrote tote

When a lady sucks a mans balls, and jerks him off at the same time.

Scrote tote is Marla's drunk fun. Wiener. Wiener

by Isaiah Cooper May 31, 2006

scrodel

exactly the same thing as yodeling, but when there is a nutsack in your mouth.

"that girl melissa's a freak. she scrodeled me until 4 in the morning, dude!"

"scrodal-odal-ay-he-who!!!"

by bfitz October 19, 2008

Scrote

A shortening of scrotum.

Did you see Richard's scrote last week?

by KiBeCh January 28, 2009

Bagel-Hole-Screwer

One who is so lame that the only hole they'll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. They usually eat it afterwards, with butter and a different, homemade cream cheese.

Peter: Quagmire watch the numbers would you? I'm going to heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!

by Teh Judas November 4, 2009