nickelback

A sex act in which a roll of nickels is used as a strap-on. After the act is completed, the receiver then urinates (or defecates) the nickels out onto the back of their partner.

My girlfriend demanded I stop listening to Crazytown and come into the bedroom immediately because she was in the mood for a nickelback.

by SidewaysPanties September 23, 2008

nickel pickle

A penis that has the circumference equal to that of a nickel, and is about 5 inches long. Therefore, a nickel pickle is essentially only worth about 5¢ due to its lack of girth and length.

Girl: My boyfriend said he had a huge cock, but it turned out it was only a nickel pickle.

by AutoMatt Ickly April 30, 2014

Dirty Nickel

A sleezy person or object.

"That slut's a dirty nickel rigth therr!"

by Straw Hat December 9, 2006

nickelback

An object which has no purpose, utility, or benefit to any job, task, or problem.

A glass hammer. A paper condom. A fire proof match. A Nickelback.

by SoggyB December 14, 2012

Nickelback

To nickelback is to manually stimulate by means of the "peeler" while sobbing uncontrollably to garish music such as Nickelback.

"I can't believe mom caught me nickelbacking again. It is soooooo embarrassing."

"What a shitty day. I can't wait to go home and Nickelback."

by cutty024 December 15, 2012

nickelbackin

when one, no matter of geographical location pretends to be canadian, even resorting to drinking labatts blue, pulling his teeth out with pliers to make it look like he plays hockey, & crimping his poodle mullet at sunrise while blasting granola rock.

yo chad i saw your brother at the hockey game straight nickelbackin with his girlfriend from nova scotia. Go canucks!

by canuck blaster 1 April 20, 2010

Nickelback

Lynyrd Skynyrd on meth.

Complete trailer trash like Nickelback.

by TOM(inator) July 26, 2011