meat-baton

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.

"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"

by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010

Meat Cleavered

To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.

Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Vegetable meat

Long lose lips of the pussy that stays constantly wet. Also referred to as veggie meat. Front butt flaps.

Spread you legs so I can chew on your veggie meat.

I'm feeling thirsty pull that front butt out an whip that vegetable meat on my tongue.

by Hillbilly mafia June 27, 2018

meat cactus

A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes

damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?

by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020

Nigga meat

A non-black woman who actively seeks relationships with any black man that she feels will give her some type of acceptance or credibility... i.e. Kim, Khloe and Kylie Kardashian, Iggy Azaela, Jennifer Lopez etc

Can't even imagine the number of negroes that have run through, up and in Iggy Azalea's cant-rap-drawls...she nigga meat fo' sho'...

by Sound of a Clock Ticking December 2, 2018

Meat Flog

A rough, vigorous hand job simultaneously performed while repeatedly smacking the testicles with a small bamboo cane.

She strapped a ball gag in my mouth and began giving me a meat flog. What a day it was with my step mom.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Meat Rifle

another word for penis, cock, schlong, or any other dick reference you can think of

want me to shoot you with my meat rifle ?

by Peter, Matt, Cameron December 9, 2008