by KittyPaws~ March 30, 2016
Damnnnn, slay material right there.
by agfordz December 25, 2015
A guy with glasses, hair, and a face. Fairly good looking, probably named Chris. Has a last name that starts with the first letter of a popular primary color.
by TheThirdAvaEver March 27, 2023
<.7.9.7.6.>Saheem Malik Valdery's Cognitive Behavioral Skills Arisesisa Aresesisa Is Materialization<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Saheem Malik Valdery's Cognitive Behavioral Skills Arisesisa Aresesisa Is Materialization<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Something and/or someone that can be used to enhance a person's masturbating experience. Common wank materials include vibrators and pornography.
The manager of the company led the two individuals, Joanna and Fredrick, to an interesting grey-walled room, filled with some sort of assorted materials, all different colours stacked neatly on different shelves. A television screen placed right at the back centre of it all, playing what seemed to be animated Not-Safe-For-Work (NSFW) content (see "hentai").
"What.. is all this stuff?" Joanna asked, gazing at the colour-assorted items in the room.
The manager put his fists on his hips, looked at the material and proudly exclaims, "These.. are just some examples of our range of wank material! We've got vibrators, lube, copies of famous pornography, you name it! Use it for any sexual desire you both may have~" He lowers his hands and looks at both Joanna and Fredrick with a smirk. "That is, if you both are in a relationship ready to take things further." The manager winks, leaving the two in a state of confusion and embarrassment.
"What.. is all this stuff?" Joanna asked, gazing at the colour-assorted items in the room.
The manager put his fists on his hips, looked at the material and proudly exclaims, "These.. are just some examples of our range of wank material! We've got vibrators, lube, copies of famous pornography, you name it! Use it for any sexual desire you both may have~" He lowers his hands and looks at both Joanna and Fredrick with a smirk. "That is, if you both are in a relationship ready to take things further." The manager winks, leaving the two in a state of confusion and embarrassment.
by short_story_examples May 31, 2023
BEYOND BEING A material gworl
We can't all be material girls....
because mAteRIal GwORls aren't GoOd EnOuGh!
Then...what is..?
A mAtErIal SquArL has to slay every millisecond. PERIOD.
SlAYyyyYyYYyYYYYYyyyyyYYy!
because mAteRIal GwORls aren't GoOd EnOuGh!
Then...what is..?
A mAtErIal SquArL has to slay every millisecond. PERIOD.
SlAYyyyYyYYyYYYYYyyyyyYYy!
by material squarl July 21, 2023
Joey DiMarco just moved in next door to us.
Watch your pets around that kid, dude, he's serial material.
Watch your pets around that kid, dude, he's serial material.
by Shuaman November 16, 2017