2 Fast 2 Furious

The highly hyped-up sequel to Fast and Furious. Tyrese takes Vin Diesel's place as the star...the movie didn't suck as much as I thought it would, but you can tell that they definitely tried too hard to get everyone to like it.

Perhaps they should have done something about the dialogue in the movie...it was a bit on the trite, hackneyed side. But other than that,and a few other nagging flaws, 2 Fast 2 Furious was OK.

by RatchetBoo July 3, 2003

2 Fast 2 Furious

(N.) A race car movie that's the sequel to The Fast and the Furious. Said to be about a cop gone undercover to infiltrate Miami's street racing scene. Not that anyone really cares about the weak plot. It has fast cars, and fast car chases. That's all you really need to know.

Many people avoided 2 Fast 2 Furious just because that bald moron Vin Diesel refused to do the sequel. So What?! Who really cares? It's still an alright movie.

by G-Union July 30, 2003

fast food opinion

A blatantly regurgitated, prepackaged opinion. An opinion that requires no research, independent thought, wit, or creativity of one's own. Generally political, or theological in nature.

"John always re-posts political messages on Facebook. I'm tired of hearing his fast food opinions."

"Fox News is the nation's leading purveyor of fast food opinions."

by BrokeTilTuesday January 18, 2011

fagstick

A douche who hits on chicks even though he likes to pack fudge. ie garret

Brent: Dude, garret is a freakin fagstick.

Kyle: I know, everyone knows he likes penis up the butt.

by muscleman364 November 24, 2009

Fast hands

Someone who can jerk his dick off at extreme speeds

Emma: wow u jerk so fast with your lefty
George: yeah, because I got those fast hands buddy

by George_Savage November 22, 2015

fatstick

A stick that has fat on it. Mostly used for beating little kids.

I beat your two year old brother with your mommy's fatstick.

by Mr. Vader May 8, 2005

fartstipation

Where you got real bad gas.
And no matter how hard you try the fart will not escape from your rectum.

PS. do not try to push too hard, you will most certainly shit yourself most probably at the worst time possible, such as at college, work or round your nans.

aw man i felt shit all day, i got rusty water, shingles and fartstipation

by CaptainHoyles October 20, 2008