fatstax

A nigga making hella money and is fucking sexy like omfg 😫😍🤤

Damn look at Fatstax today he is fine as fuck

by The maker y u care anyway April 10, 2018

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fatstagram

When a person crosses the threshold of weight gain in which their past photos on their instagram are no longer recognizable as their current self. This causes them to delete all of their photos and replace them with current (fat) photos in a very short period of time.

Did you see all of Jessie’s posts this week? She’s definitely making her fatstagram.

by noodleshowz April 23, 2021

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Fatstard

Afflicted with all the characteristics of bastardom and an uncommonly large ass.

"look at that fatstard, crying while eating a suppository... pathetic"

by MegaProdigy May 26, 2008

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Fatstard

A obese male that wears his clothes too tight and let's his muffin top hang all out. A fatstard is also a obese male that wears saggin' pants without wearing underwear. The fatstard has no consideration for the people who are blinded by his enormous ass crack and muffin top.

Friend 1. "Wow that fatstard has a huge, smelly ass crack!"

Friend 2. "Hey you fucking fatstard pull up your damn pants!!"

Girl 1. " Omg Tim is such a gay fatstard. Does he not know that he is too fat to wear skinny jeans?! "

Girl 2. "Ewww his muffin top is disgusting."

by Male Romper May 26, 2017

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Fat Stax

A fictitious large scary gomba who will fuck you up if you don’t pay up when you bet with DB Inc.

Bash: “Bro, already doubled my pancake this week and Fat Stax is gonna want an envelope on Tuesday”

Delly: “Fuck Fat Stax, no way is coming looking for you to pay up…”

Bash: “you’re nuts dude, I’d kill my wife and go to prison before I’d stiff Fat Stax. That guy will tear your eyeballs out and skull fuck ya.”

by Goomba13 May 7, 2022

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