When a person crosses the threshold of weight gain in which their past photos on their instagram are no longer recognizable as their current self. This causes them to delete all of their photos and replace them with current (fat) photos in a very short period of time.
Did you see all of Jessie’s posts this week? She’s definitely making her fatstagram.
A obese male that wears his clothes too tight and let's his muffin top hang all out. A fatstard is also a obese male that wears saggin' pants without wearing underwear. The fatstard has no consideration for the people who are blinded by his enormous ass crack and muffin top.
Friend 1. "Wow that fatstard has a huge, smelly ass crack!"
Friend 2. "Hey you fucking fatstard pull up your damn pants!!"
Girl 1. " Omg Tim is such a gay fatstard. Does he not know that he is too fat to wear skinny jeans?! "
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.