fartstipation

Where you got real bad gas.
And no matter how hard you try the fart will not escape from your rectum.

PS. do not try to push too hard, you will most certainly shit yourself most probably at the worst time possible, such as at college, work or round your nans.
aw man i felt shit all day, i got rusty water, shingles and fartstipation
by CaptainHoyles September 02, 2008
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