Fatstimate

To estimate the level of fat in a person, animal, or other object that might contain lard, lumpish, or tubby properties.

$1750 divided by $5? That means you're like... 800 pounds! (Or something like that. I'm too lazy to do maths right now). I guess for now I can just fatstimate it.

by nonrate August 31, 2018

fartstipated

when one has to fart but cannot push it out

i have to fart

...

fuck i'm fartstipated

by |\/|477 January 12, 2009

fartstipated

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of fart gases.

adj: when you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

stomach may become very bloated with methane gas during this time, best solution is to wait it out, beware of stench afterwards.

Damn, I haven't farted in 2 hours, I must be fartstipated.

by alibree March 23, 2005

fartstipated

1.when you have to fart but i wont come out.

gosh jessica im so fartstipated today.

by 1023654 February 23, 2009

Fartstipated

Constipated, but with farts.

My stomach hurts because I’m fartstipated.
Too much cheese makes me fartstipated.

by Paulruddsmom September 26, 2020