Fatstard 

Afflicted with all the characteristics of bastardom and an uncommonly large ass.

"look at that fatstard, crying while eating a suppository... pathetic"

Fatstard by MegaProdigy May 26, 2008

Fatstard 

A obese male that wears his clothes too tight and let's his muffin top hang all out. A fatstard is also a obese male that wears saggin' pants without wearing underwear. The fatstard has no consideration for the people who are blinded by his enormous ass crack and muffin top.

Friend 1. "Wow that fatstard has a huge, smelly ass crack!"

Friend 2. "Hey you fucking fatstard pull up your damn pants!!"

Girl 1. " Omg Tim is such a gay fatstard. Does he not know that he is too fat to wear skinny jeans?! "

Girl 2. "Ewww his muffin top is disgusting."

Fatstard by Male Romper May 26, 2017

Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

Fastard by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

fattard 

One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.

"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."

fattard by Screamadelica March 3, 2007

fattard 

of or relating to being extremly fat and stupid at the same time thus being fatly retarded

wow that chance kid is such a fattard.

fattard by md dylan June 20, 2006

bat fastard 

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

bat fastard by anal passage July 19, 2006

Fagstard 

Simply a gay man (fag) who is a bastard. Used by gay men who are really angry.
fag
bastard

Damn but that guy is a real fagstard.

Fagstard by mikalinatl July 5, 2009