Fatstard
Fatstard by MegaProdigy May 26, 2008
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Fatstard
A obese male that wears his clothes too tight and let's his muffin top hang all out. A fatstard is also a obese male that wears saggin' pants without wearing underwear. The fatstard has no consideration for the people who are blinded by his enormous ass crack and muffin top.
Friend 1. "Wow that fatstard has a huge, smelly ass crack!"
Friend 2. "Hey you fucking fatstard pull up your damn pants!!"
Girl 1. " Omg Tim is such a gay fatstard. Does he not know that he is too fat to wear skinny jeans?! "
Girl 2. "Ewww his muffin top is disgusting."
Friend 2. "Hey you fucking fatstard pull up your damn pants!!"
Girl 1. " Omg Tim is such a gay fatstard. Does he not know that he is too fat to wear skinny jeans?! "
Girl 2. "Ewww his muffin top is disgusting."
Fatstard by Male Romper May 26, 2017
Related Words
Fatstard • Fastard • Fagstard • fatetard • bat fastard • fat-tard • fat standing • fat stare • fat starfish • fat-tarded
Fastard
The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.
Fastard by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009
fattard
fattard by Screamadelica March 3, 2007
bat fastard
Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.
bat fastard by anal passage July 19, 2006
Fagstard
Fagstard by mikalinatl July 5, 2009
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