hobo blanket 

Peeing yourself to keep warm while sleeping.

I forgot to bring a blanket. Guess I should hobo blanket.

hobo blanket by pimpchimp November 13, 2011

Whiskey blanket 

They feeling of warmth one gets after taking shots of whiskey, often desired in the cold winter months.

"Man, aren't you cold out here with no jacket?"

"Nah man, I've been drinking whiskey all night; I've got my whiskey blanket on."

Whiskey blanket by Candola December 15, 2013

Spank-it Blanket

A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.

I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.

Spank-it Blanket by thatonegirl93 February 13, 2017

Like shit to a blanket 

To be stuck to someone or something like shit to a blanket means that you are very attached to a person or thing and spend alot of time with them or it

Ryan: Kellie won't leave me alone !
Lauren: she is stuck to you like shit to a blanket !

Like shit to a blanket by Shocker Los April 22, 2017

cum blanket 

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.

Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!

cum blanket by jamie March 4, 2003

baby blanket 

n. the layer of excess new humanity threatening to consume the earth's resources.

All these people twinsing and tripleting are creating a baby blanket that will cover the earth in spit-up and used diapers.

baby blanket by gnostic1 April 27, 2011

Penis in a Blanket 

* 8 severed penises
* 8 slices processed man goo
* 1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat vagina to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Wrap man goo around each severed penis then the biscuit around that. Insert into vagina with the overlap of biscuit faced down, so you don't have to use a condom.
3. Leave in vagina until severed penises are bulging, about 10 to 15 seconds.

i ate some really good penis in a blanket last night,probably the best i have ever had.

Penis in a Blanket by chocolate french fry October 8, 2008