To be stuck to someone or something like shit to a blanket means that you are very attached to a person or thing and spend alot of time with them or it
Ryan: Kellie won't leave me alone !
Lauren: she is stuck to you like shit to a blanket !
by Shocker Los April 22, 2017
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An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.
"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."
by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009
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