Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.

James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad

I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard

by Stycki12 March 8, 2023

Gray-facing

The act of using one's status as an individual who developed gray hair unusually early in life to feign ignorance, avoid responsibilities or or physical labor, or otherwise reap tangible or societal benefits generally reserved for the elderly.

Michael spent all day sitting on his couch saying he was "too old for this" and acting like he didn't understand anything, he's totally gray-facing again

by Sivart Nnamediew April 4, 2023

Reverse faking

When you don’t have want your partner (i.e., your situationship) to have so much power dynamic over you that you “fake” not having an orgasm so as to not give them the satisfaction of satisfying you.

Girl 1: “So what’s up with that guy you’ve been seeing?”
Girl 2: “Ugh, he’s so hot but I’ve been reverse faking - I don’t want to give him some sex god ego and let him to know that I’m that into him.”

by Schleich_it_a_lot September 5, 2023

Pump Faking.

NOT HANDLING what you say you STAND ON.

“You said you Standing On Business, but you aint Handling business, nigga you Pump Faking.”

by rrBandit February 21, 2024

Narrative Fapping

When a person can only masturbate to a piece of media if it has a clear narrative/story line.

Man I can't jack off to this piece of hentai. Wait a minute it has a story line!!! time to start narrative fapping.

by ZepherFish March 8, 2024

Action Faking

The practice of confusing being 'busy' with making actual progress towards an intended goal and often involves a lot of over-analysing and planning, but very little meaningful action. It is making oneself busy without being productive amounting to a self-deceiving form of procrastination

I have to stop action faking. I just bought a gym membership and all kinds of new workout clothes and all I do is post pictures of me in the gym on Instagram and barely do any exercise.

by Florida Populist April 13, 2024