fender benders

Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.

*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!

I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.

by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011

fanservice

When anime provides a service for the fans. Usually by showing girls in a sexual way.

Fanservice is for stupid people and children.

by Your mom January 14, 2004

Fender

Female Gender Bender

OMFG VIKI's A FENDER!

by Tsi's November 2, 2008

Screw Flanders

something...Homer Simpson might say?

meh, I don't feel like writing out an example

by equine_attraction_00 July 27, 2004

To Flander

To mess something up beyond repair; to deny logic and common sense in an action

Man, I don't know how but he sure manages to Flander anything he touches.

by Lord Bundrick February 26, 2008

Funderstatement

A contraction of "fucking" and "understatement", aka, a fucking understatement.

No shit, that's a funderstatement.

by Kaylawayla April 26, 2005

Funderburk

also known as "Funderfuck"
Mrs. Funderfuck is a lizzard who thinks that the Germans bombed pearl harbor....

Mrs. Funderburk needs to be mauled

by BURN!!!!! October 8, 2003