serving

being serve and slaying so good that u ate it

im serving today!

by is2iah January 8, 2022

Serving Lobster

1. To hype or excite someone, either intentionally or unintentionally, only to disappoint or let them down afterward.

2. To deliver bad news, often wrapped in an initially positive or luxurious gesture, such as gift-giving or celebratory actions.

3. (Military slang) A tactic used to prepare soldiers for bad news, where "lobster" (or another symbol of indulgence) is served beforehand to signal that unpleasant news is forthcoming.

"The whole team was excited about the promotion, but when they called us into the office, I felt like they were serving lobster—we knew something bad was coming."

"The general served us lobster before delivering the news of the deployment extension; it was a classic case of serving lobster."

by Cat Frankenstein November 29, 2025

Scottish serving

a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza

Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!

by THE_KING125 June 5, 2017

serving faggot

serving faggot means saying the gayest shit ever

yo nigga ur serving faggot

nigga: whats good pussy pop slay girly ur serving cunt

by bubbaywwforlife2234 November 16, 2022

serving cunt

when a girl serves her cunt to someone

I heard Emily was serving cunt to an old man behind a dumpster

by DDistrict April 1, 2024

Bullet Serve

Its a type of serve in ping pong. It was named by Prashanta , who is a well known ping pong master. The serve gets its name because of the high speed the player hits the ball at. It requires the player the to hit the ball at very high speed and very low altitude from the net. To do so, player must hit the ball with the very corner of the bat and land it at the very corner of the table on their side. No one could serve as fast as Prashanta but Prashanta's side kicks, Jonathan and Yazan came close to its mastery.

Oh no! I just got bullet served!
Holy moly. The bullet serve is so fast.
Prashanta is so good at using bullet serve!

by JesusLordBuddha December 12, 2020

Soft-Served

The act of placing ones mouth around a males anus opening thereafter perform a reach around to clasp the erect penis (yogurt handle) pull down releasing the diarrhea (yogurt) from the anus.

Also known as TCBY (The Countries Best Yogurt)
*prep time:12-14 hours
Toppings aren’t required but highly recommended!

When one man puts his mouth around another mans asshole and reaches around clasping the boner or yogurt handle pushing down to release the diarrhea or yogurt right into your mouth.

I love when my boyfriend gives me his soft-served in the morning!

by 👊🏼👈🏼🙀 April 12, 2021