the jesus

Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

by arjaywheeler December 8, 2007

Jesus

One of the greatest Prophets of God who was later greatly exaggerated to such an extent that he was attributed with divinity by early people who wished to change the true religion of Allah. That is the reason, the beautiful message of Islam (an extremely misunderstood religion which will be free of all false accusations in the future, God-Willing), is the only true way of life that will bring success in the Hereafter and Prophet Muhammad (Allah Bless Him & Give Him Peace) is the last and final Prophet of God.

Jesus is not God. He is only but a Messenger.

by ServantofAllah November 6, 2012

jesus

a mythical creature belived to have speacil powers.

guy: did u read that story book
dude: the bible
guy: yeah
dude: jesus christ is so fake he's the old super man

by d.skaife May 12, 2008

jesus

An adjective meaning "cool" or "awesome"

"Dude! This cake is SO jesus!"

by amanderineorange February 25, 2008

Jesus

Gods son who loves you very much, and wants you to get to know him

Jesus loves you!

by ukjfsd March 14, 2023

Jesus

He was the best thing before sliced bread, apparently
he did something for some jews then died on a cross, i dunno

See family guy

In other words
Jesus was a load of SHITE

by Stuartthebank October 16, 2007

Jesus

Jesus Christ is the savior that God has given to the world. He died on the cross and shed blood to cleanse the sin of every sinner. To those people who believed in Him would not be perished but have everlasting life.

Jesus is the gift that God has given to us inorder for us to have eternal life.

by Annyeong June 9, 2021