2 definitions by jewboylol

an imaginary friend you have till you reach maturity. understandibly a large majority of the worlds population have not reached that stage in development. the are called "christians"'. they ban condoms, condem homosexuals and hang blacks. otherwise they are a reasonable sort. btw... he was a carpenter that lived with his mother, who was a virgin... yeah... hes cool.
little girl -"mommy... whens jesus coming back...?"
communist mother- "ahh those dirty capitalist regimes..."
by jewboylol November 12, 2009
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it means to rub your cock against a friends face while they are sleeping. "Cock-a-Friend"
gay douchebag- "Do you wanna cockafriend James?"
hetrosexual - "No you sick cunt thats horrible, why am I still friends with you?"
by jewboylol November 12, 2009
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