poo mitt 

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

poo mitt by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023

sterling mitchell 

Sterling Mitchell is a smooth criminal. A neighborhood conversation starter..He has an aura that is show stopping. Literally, the focal point of a room. Sometimes he's hated on , but only by the ones who hate life because they're not him. People dream of growing up to be even 1/3 as smooth as him. He's an attractive guy . Gorgeous just doesn't give him justice. He could talk his way out of anything or into anything for that matter. There's only one of these guys in the world. I'm pretty sure that he belongs to Megan. He has the swagg NOONE else could pull off. If u ever come across a sterling Mitchell , be thankful and count it as a true blessing from GOD himself.

Sterling Mitchell, he's out there! It's not a myth!

sterling mitchell by FAMOUSReaganJade February 23, 2023

Dick mittens 

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off

Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please

Dick mittens by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023

george mitchell school 

a really shit school in leyton where a bunch of retards tried to protest for no reason. also a school with a lot of fat people

george mitchell school is the lowest rated school in leyton

george mitchell school by cuckoldery123 April 30, 2023

Bitch Mittens 

The term given to gloves on oilfield and Heavy industrial sites that mock the use of PPE. Similar to "skid lid" (Hardhat) "pajamas" (FR Coveralls).etc

Strap on your bitch mittens, I dont have time to deal with paperwork because your stupid ass cut your hands up.

Bitch Mittens by Madghost28 May 6, 2023

Catchers Mitt 

Another word for a vagina.

Her catchers mitt is fat.

Catchers Mitt by Amschel May 15, 2023

Catchers Mitt 

When having sex with a woman without protection and you are about to cum, you then pull out and cum into your hand.

I used the catchers mitt last night on your mom!

Catchers Mitt by Lickalotapuss04 June 7, 2023