2 definitions by WhoShotJR?

Mockers

Noun used to express impending trouble similar to ‘bad luck’, a ‘curse’ or ‘jinx’

When doing something important outside and someone naively states “I hope it doesn’t rain” you would reply “Well now you’ve put the mockers on it!”

by WhoShotJR? December 6, 2020

poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023