That one kid you are not even friends with but still hangs around your locker trying to start a conversation with you. It is common of Locker Zombies to smell like an aged bag of used tampons that Satan wiped his ass with.
Student 1: Oh God, here comes Brian, he's such a fucking Locker Zombie.
Student 2: I know man, he's annoying as fuck and I can smell his ass from a mile away.
Student 2: I know man, he's annoying as fuck and I can smell his ass from a mile away.
by That dude431 May 25, 2016
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When a female, after sexual intercourse, walks around like a resident evil zombie seeping and drooling cum out of her mouth, nose, ears, eyes, pussy, and asshole. Instead of saying “brains” the cum-zombie says “cumz” in a slow and sedated state.
Bro my balls were backed up for a week and I fucked Denise last night. I came so hard inside of her she turned into a cum-zombie and tried to eat my cock.
by Fing Fang Foom July 24, 2019
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Normal Kid in hall: Yo watch where your going
TikTok Zombie: Oh my bad (continues to look down at tik tok while walking)
TikTok Zombie: Oh my bad (continues to look down at tik tok while walking)
by LC bruh June 20, 2021
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"Is SoGna alright ? Haven't seen her online and I hear things."
Pfft...she's being an attention zombie. Again.
Pfft...she's being an attention zombie. Again.
by urbanronin September 25, 2021
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The origin comes from a risible email exchange in March of 2013.
The origin comes from a risible email exchange in March of 2013.
We just talked with those dudes outside whining to find "the awesome party." Total Boston Punk Zombies. Let's give 'em the address of a Dunkin' Donuts in Allston.
by Non-hipster Q March 29, 2013
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