smoded

a combination of sicko mode (which means really cool) and the suffix -ed (which is nice to say out loud)

1: "Yo did you hear One Piece is getting a Studio Wit adaptation?"
2:"Oh shit, that's smoded af"

by itsacruelife March 26, 2024

Smogger

A resident of Middlesbrough, called such due to spending their entire life in a cloud of pollution from the chemical works. Often appear confused if caught in sunlight.

“Look at that smogger transfixed by the big yellow circle in the sky. Should we tell him what it is?”

by StevieAber February 15, 2025

Smudge

You know...

Hym "I have a smudge on my phone that looks like a side profile of Trump... Or at least I did.... That is all... I mean, it's profound really. Like the Jesus toast except it's finger grease on a phone screen... That's the kind of stuff you don't see while you're watching this... Damn. Why is it so fucking hot in here? It's insane how hot it is. It's like a half-asian jew-lover bent over a pool table up I this bitch... Yeah, the heat is all the way down... Fuck..."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2025

SpodgeTalk

A new way of getting scammed. Ur friend prolly told you that this was the new way everyone was talking but you just look dumb googling “SpodgeTalk”. Might as well go to www.polackia.net while you’re here.

Yeah bro we’re all using SpodgeTalk now instead of Xbox Parties or Discord

by Deadman7755 July 6, 2025

lipstick smudge

an affair

"I need to get rid of my lipstick smudge"

by Whatup87 January 8, 2009

uncle smudgey

an uncle smudgey is when a person fingers there asshole to get shit on their fingers then you rub it in a poor innocent bitches face therefore you uncle smudgeyd someone

"hey i im gonna uncle smudgey kyle watch this"
kyle gets smudgeyed

"hahah kyle you dipshit u have a little thing on ur face"
"fuck you guys i shit my pants enough"

by rbudburnin October 23, 2013

dick smudge

When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.

I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.

by Soups October 6, 2016