donkey snort

When you pull your pants down, spread your but cheeks and fart.

I didn't get any last night so I donkey snorted at my girl.

by The Plunger June 20, 2008

Snert

Verb
The action of expelling orally ingested substances out of the nasal passages.

I laughed so hard I snerted my drink!

by Mittens, Attorney At Law January 21, 2018

diamond dust snorting

the smaching of diamonds to dust and then snorting them. in hopes of being worth more because they thing they r worth nothing.

hi do u want to do diamond dust snorting with me?
or u r not worth shit. no im worth 20k in diamonds.

by Nikku verde feu Krieger January 19, 2007

Snurtle

A cross between a turtle and a snail, typically referring to someone who is slow.

That girl is such a snurtle!

by Löf Creator August 8, 2020

snort-blat

when a person laughs
sucking in air loudly and goose-like, followed by a short chuckle

sometimes Tim's "snort-blat" gets kind of annoying,you know?

by John lenkewich May 15, 2007

Snart

A SNEEZE & a FART at the same time.

Oh, man that was a nasty snart.

by D. Raymond October 23, 2007

snart

The artwork created by your pet as he rides in the car with you and snots all over the car windows.

Snart is a combination of snot and art.

Matthew get the windex and clean the snart off the car windows!

by clockmann December 16, 2009