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parkingasm
The incredible, nearly sexual, feeling one experiences when getting the best parking spot in the lot.
Johnny whipped his car into the front row parking spot and I clearly saw the parkingasm he experienced.
parkingasm by Doc Jay April 10, 2008
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parking lot hoe
"You fucked that girl, Jordan?"
"I took her to a deserted parking lot, Maria"
"OMG she's a parking lot hoe!"
"I took her to a deserted parking lot, Maria"
"OMG she's a parking lot hoe!"
parking lot hoe by Jordan Mack June 20, 2009
parking ticket
a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.
the son: so now what? we repaint the door?
father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.
the son: so now what? we repaint the door?
father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
parking ticket by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2015
Parker
An amazing person in general. Makes a great boyfriend/girlfriend and always puts others before themselves. They always have a dad joke at the ready and loves sending pick up lines to their crush/ lover. While they can get very angry very fast, it’s not their fault. Parker has had a very traumatic past and has a messed up family life. Also most likely trans and has a great sense of style.
Parker by Cows.arent.sheep October 4, 2018
taconic parkway
The Eastern Bluebird is NY's state bird
"I Love New York" is NY's state song
The Taconic Parkway is NY's official state embarrassment
The TSP: Paved country road? Highway? UFO landing site? Nobody seems to know or can make up their mind. Apparently green-lighted back when NY's politicians could literally commission anything. Now people navigate this reportedly paved conundrum consumed with questions worthy of a B-grade Horror Movie.
Why did they put rain grates practically in the middle of the road? Why do speed bump-like protrusions inexplicably cross large stretches of the roadway? Why does America's most heavily-taxed state have a major roadway that makes post-2003 Iraqi infrastructure look good? WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO??? Did it fall into the road when a chunk of the last 4 pavings randomly gave way? Why does a trackless road need so much ****ing maintenance? Such is the riddle that is the Taconic State Parkway
"I Love New York" is NY's state song
The Taconic Parkway is NY's official state embarrassment
The TSP: Paved country road? Highway? UFO landing site? Nobody seems to know or can make up their mind. Apparently green-lighted back when NY's politicians could literally commission anything. Now people navigate this reportedly paved conundrum consumed with questions worthy of a B-grade Horror Movie.
Why did they put rain grates practically in the middle of the road? Why do speed bump-like protrusions inexplicably cross large stretches of the roadway? Why does America's most heavily-taxed state have a major roadway that makes post-2003 Iraqi infrastructure look good? WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO??? Did it fall into the road when a chunk of the last 4 pavings randomly gave way? Why does a trackless road need so much ****ing maintenance? Such is the riddle that is the Taconic State Parkway
Guy #1: Hey, let's take the Taconic
Guy #2: Shit sonne, the last time I took the taconic, my car fell into a 20ft pothole and they had to pull it out with a crane.
Guy #1: Can you do 150mph on 9?
Guy #2: TRUUUUU!
Translation The Taconic Parkway sucks goats on a hot day, but dammit it's the fastest way upstate.
Guy #2: Shit sonne, the last time I took the taconic, my car fell into a 20ft pothole and they had to pull it out with a crane.
Guy #1: Can you do 150mph on 9?
Guy #2: TRUUUUU!
Translation The Taconic Parkway sucks goats on a hot day, but dammit it's the fastest way upstate.
taconic parkway by KRUSHES UUU! September 3, 2010