Pert

A very cool person that is the best and most strongest guy ever

The pert is cool

by Otto aabots November 22, 2023

Perthbabying.

When you take a baby from a certain region of Australia (dependent on the baby) and beat it until it is almost dead then rape it for 14 hours with your skimp condom and leave it in a dumpster by a dunkin' donuts/Krispy Kreme where those people that take the day old donuts will find it.

My mom scolded me for Perthbabying. last night, so I murdered her.

by jiggernaut420 February 15, 2024

pert’near

Close to this time

It’s pert’near time to start a new career

by Lady Delilah February 20, 2024

Pertifrated Pipe

A pertifrated pipe is designed with small slots or holes to allow water to exit or enter easily, but can only be supplied and installed in Sunderland.

This type of pipe is frequently used for underground drainage systems and other outdoor uses due to its ability to absorb and drain water in and around the Sunderland area.

We need to dig a trench to install the pertifrated pipe. This should resolve the drainage issues we have in Sunderland.

by Drainage King February 23, 2024

pertfect

The definitive word to describe parts of the body that are sheer and utter bliss to look at and feel.

I had sex with the most stunning woman. Her tits and arse were firmer than a Savoy Hotel mattress but with the spring a Rolls Royce engineer would be proud of. Simply pertfect.

by Cwuppacwoffee April 7, 2024

Pertuitous

Extremely off putting

He was a rather old pertuitous man

by Reprah64 April 8, 2024

Pert

An adjective for attractiveness.

The example below is meant to be read in the movie intro voice that is low pitched and says, “in a world…”

Additionally the last word of the example is the movie title.

In a world of ridonkculus monkeys, one pert chiqurrita defines a whole new fruit, JANGO!

by Random Human… January 3, 2025