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pert near 

she was pert near asleep
pert near by lee crawford April 29, 2003

Pert' Near 

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!
Pert' Near by Badturns July 13, 2010

pert near 

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.
I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.
pert near by ORMMER November 6, 2010

pertnear 

Southern slang for the sentence " pretty near finished" with the task at hand.
Hey, you finished unloading that truck yet? Pertnear boss!
pertnear by Thomas Mullinax March 31, 2008

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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