I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!

Pert' Near by Badturns July 13, 2010

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pert near

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.

I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.

pert near by ORMMER November 6, 2010

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pertnear

Southern slang for the sentence " pretty near finished" with the task at hand.

Hey, you finished unloading that truck yet? Pertnear boss!

pertnear by Thomas Mullinax March 31, 2008

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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