Adverb that means to be in a perpetual state. This is a Parkeism that had to be defined for the purpose giving strength to his odd vernacularisms used at both home and work.
Also spelled patootious;
Describes a person that is hard to deal with, headstrong, not taking others feelings into consideration whatsoever, someone stuck on their own agenda and unwilling to do anything that isn't there way or plan
A refined way of saying someone is being a butt about something;
Derived from patootie;
My neighbor is so petutious. He keeps driving through my yard when I'm sleeping. The other night he got his truck stuck in my ditch!
When mom found out I wanted to go shopping Saturday, she was very petutious and didn't let me go only because it was my idea.
My sister sure was being patootious about me not washing the dishes. She couldn't quit harping about it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.