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perpetuitous 

Having the appearance of lasting forever. Having characteristics of continuing forever
Her cubic-zirconium ring was every bit as beautiful as any diamond engagement ring, but we knew it was perpetuitous.
perpetuitous by Dich July 31, 2011

pertitious 

The condition of tight, firm breasts on a woman. Combination of the words "pert" and "tits".
Whoa! My new girlfriend just walked in. The young one with the pertitious body.
pertitious by Herb Spice July 20, 2008

perpetuitously

Adverb that means to be in a perpetual state. This is a Parkeism that had to be defined for the purpose giving strength to his odd vernacularisms used at both home and work.
"Will you have this work perpetuitously?"
perpetuitously by Parke Smith April 21, 2007

petutious 

Also spelled patootious;
Describes a person that is hard to deal with, headstrong, not taking others feelings into consideration whatsoever, someone stuck on their own agenda and unwilling to do anything that isn't there way or plan
A refined way of saying someone is being a butt about something;

Derived from patootie;
My neighbor is so petutious. He keeps driving through my yard when I'm sleeping. The other night he got his truck stuck in my ditch!

When mom found out I wanted to go shopping Saturday, she was very petutious and didn't let me go only because it was my idea.

My sister sure was being patootious about me not washing the dishes. She couldn't quit harping about it.
petutious by DeRidder Dude1 May 1, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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