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perpetuitous 

Having the appearance of lasting forever. Having characteristics of continuing forever
Her cubic-zirconium ring was every bit as beautiful as any diamond engagement ring, but we knew it was perpetuitous.
perpetuitous by Dich July 31, 2011

pertitious 

The condition of tight, firm breasts on a woman. Combination of the words "pert" and "tits".
Whoa! My new girlfriend just walked in. The young one with the pertitious body.
pertitious by Herb Spice July 20, 2008

perpetuitously

Adverb that means to be in a perpetual state. This is a Parkeism that had to be defined for the purpose giving strength to his odd vernacularisms used at both home and work.
"Will you have this work perpetuitously?"
perpetuitously by Parke Smith April 21, 2007

petutious 

Also spelled patootious;
Describes a person that is hard to deal with, headstrong, not taking others feelings into consideration whatsoever, someone stuck on their own agenda and unwilling to do anything that isn't there way or plan
A refined way of saying someone is being a butt about something;

Derived from patootie;
My neighbor is so petutious. He keeps driving through my yard when I'm sleeping. The other night he got his truck stuck in my ditch!

When mom found out I wanted to go shopping Saturday, she was very petutious and didn't let me go only because it was my idea.

My sister sure was being patootious about me not washing the dishes. She couldn't quit harping about it.
petutious by DeRidder Dude1 May 1, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026