Pert

Perky, usually to describle breasts of moderately small size, but perfectly formed.

Her tits aren't that big, but pert? Oh most definately yes!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Pert

A positive adjective describing a body part that is petite and perfectly formed.

1) Charlie Harper: Grab that pert little ass!

2) "Dig those pert breasts on that fine chick!"

3) "She's so cute with her pert, little nose and soft, smooth cheeks."

by THE-CREED-OF-VIRTUE December 22, 2012

Pert

A useless, unintelligent, uneducated and uninformed moron.

I can't believe so many Pert's voted for Donald Trump.

by Homofo January 24, 2017

Pert

An abriviation for the word Pretty. Commonly used when texting.

Omg thats so Pert!

by chook 4 ever January 27, 2009

Pert

(n.) Shorthand/slang for 'period', i.e. a woman's menstrual cycle.

What's up with Cathy? She's really been raging lately.
I don't know, man, she's probably on her 'pert'.

by Jaynation December 29, 2009

perts

This is short for pertinent information.

Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.

by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018

perts

Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

by goose_on_a_roof October 09, 2020