Cow Money

Cash money that isn’t reported to the IRS for tax purposes.

Thomas Massie used his cow money to try to pay her off.

Cow Money by runur May 12, 2026

cash-money

Derived from the old cockney rhyming slang term for "funny."

Contextually misinterpreted and subsequently redefined by Generation Alpha as a synonym for "awesome."

"That comedian making offensive jokes wasn't very cash-money."

cash-money by anonymous May 13, 2026

devil's moneyshot 

When a particularly large and possibly tree-sap ridden rain drop lands squar on your exposed neck and trickles slowly down your entire back.

I was walking to class today on the woods path when wham, a devil's moneyshot got me off the big oak tree. I feel so dirty now.

devil's moneyshot by SipsforPrez2016 October 7, 2013

Jackson 5 Money

Forcing your children into acting to profit and live vicariously through them.

Damn girl we need to have some beautiful babies so we can get that Jackson 5 Money

Jackson 5 Money by Really not my real name November 5, 2014

Confiscate the moneys 

The act of "nutting" or ejaculating in a victims eyes and then robbing them blind.

The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.

A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.

Black beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys.

Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?

Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.

Confiscate the moneys by Meatorino69 December 5, 2016

last minute money 

When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.

Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!

last minute money by Kaliente April 27, 2017

robert successful jackson money 

Daniel Jackson's child to be.

Wow is that thee Robert successful Jackson money.

robert successful jackson money by Oh 7 May 14, 2017