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Massie

a sex goddess, hard to get but fun to be around. when you finally have sex with her everything else will fail to compare the complete opposite of a slut, every guy wants to be with her but cant succeed
DAMN! look at that massie, i wish i could get with her!!
by textingamassie June 28, 2011
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A some what nice girl in general. She can also break your heart in a couple seconds even if she doesn’t mean to. She’s generally a sweet,kind,beautiful girl. Also very smart. Doesn’t really like attention. Also hates being called hott. Has very low self esteem but also loves herself for who she is and what she does for the world.
Massie a such a sweet girl.
by Meredith June 8, 2018
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A slut, she loves to be the center of attention and has her own clique! she is the leader. Loves sex, has more than one dog and all the guy just wanna fuck her. she is a shopoholic and is filthy stinkin rich! if u get her mad, she will make u want to die!
You are such a Massie!! and i like it! (start making out)
by Babter March 8, 2008
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Massie

(pronounced mass - e)
Adjective.
Vile, disgusting, horrible, not in the preferred state.
Can be used to describe a person, place or situation.

Its slang meaning was developed from its similarity to the word messy and is a reference to horror author Elizabeth Massie, whose storylines were of a vile nature.
Commonly used in North Carolina.

Alternate meaning:
In some states in Australia it is used to describe a man with little or no trouser bulge, leading to the assumption of female genitalia where the penis should be.
Tidy your room! it's massie

Katy: Jack's scrotum had not seen a wash cloth in days.
Julia: That's massie.

ALTERNATE MEANING

Katy: He was chong, but he had a massie
by Kolinda August 1, 2011
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Massie

Wow a boy Massie! This kid is very sexual. A Massie normally looks like he's wearing mascara and a simple tone of lipstick. Girl name goes with the girl face. He is a terrible kisser and can make you feel uncomfortable in any situation. His hugs are awkward just like everything else he brings your way. He is only looking good straight out of practice and thinks he's the shit. Mainly only older girls like him, maybe it is his manly looks. They , meaning Massie's tend to grow very long leg hair just like animals. However, a boy Massie can be sweet and a heartbreaker. He is always thriving for a girlfriend and can NOT stand to be single. You will rarely see him with the girls in his grade, and if he is he's complimenting all of them. If you ever meet a Massie, your first thoughts will be to have a crush on him. However, you will later learn he makes you very uncomfortable.
Sophomore Girl #1 - Whoa, is that Massie and the freshman?
Sophomore Girl #2 - OMG Massie is so cute to bad he's a freshman.

Freshman Girl #1 - Ew.
by yourmomhaslice263 May 11, 2018
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Massie

An educated Kentuckian who still manages to be a complete fucktwit.
Yeah, he might be a congressman and have a degree from M.I.T., but damn if he ain't a massie.
by NakedReporta April 11, 2019
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massie block

Massie Block is a character in the Clique Novels by Lisi Harrison. She is a wealthy "prep" in Westchester,New York. She's the head of The Pretty Committee which is the Popular clique at OCD,her private all girls school. She is currently dating Deririck Harrington or Derrington as she calls him. He's the most popular boy at Briarwood,OCDs sister school. Massie is the girl everyone loves to hate and wants to be. She wears only high end designers and always has perfect hair and flawless make-up. She has 4 besties:Alica,Dylan,Kristen and Claire. She helped transform Claire from Flordia tourist to Westchester Chic. She is know for her clever comebacks and cool words like "AH-MAZING" and "Emagawd". She is basiclly the next Paris Hilton except well she's fictional.
Excerpt about Massie Block from the Clique book "Dial L for Loser":
"The kitten heels on Massie's metallic slides echoed against the metal steps as she climbed towards th belly of the Gelding 7 jet.
"Girls hurry up!" Judi Lyons poked her head out of the plane's doorway and lifteda bottle of Perrier to her thin lips. "Claire it's nicer than the hotel we stayed in when the roof was leaking."
"Really?" Claire squeezed past Massie and hurried up the narrow steps. She was wearing what looked like a pair of green doctor's scrubs,a faded yellow long-sleeved tee and her black-and-white Keds,even though they didn't match.
"No way!"she shouted when she climed aboard "You guys have to see this!"
"Lame," Massie muttered to Alica,who was a few steps behind her."Who do the Lyones have to act so impressed with everything? It makes them sound so un-rich."Point,"Alica panted
by Massielookalike December 14, 2008
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