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teetotaled

teetotaled - abruptly forced into a life of teetotalism (complete abstinence from alcohol) due to health issues such as sudden allergic reactions or disease.
"I used to enjoy red wine with every dinner, until I was teetotaled in my mid 20's by a severe allergy."
by Bgoof June 29, 2006
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Weet Teets

Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "Dennis, you're just a little boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".

Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").
"Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets."
by Patton September 22, 2006
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The art of waking up a female / partner by slipping the male length into the back of her throat and getting her to say "The early bird catches the worm"
"I was Tweetiepying that girl the other night and the vibrations from the wording made my willy sick"
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tweetography

an autobiography written with fewer than 160 characters, which one posts on twitter
Unless it’s the certified account of a well-known person, you can’t believe any bragging you read in a tweetography.
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Teeto

A furry, rat, badger, type creature (true origins unknown). Using trickery, and tactics that just make everyone around it, hate it. To many this creature is unknown, mostly due to the fact that according to lore it can use invisibility to be even more annoying. The hatred of Teeto goes so far as to say that many want it removed from existence.
"what happened?"
"Stupid Teeto shot me in the neck!"

"You are almost as bad as Teeto, and just a little bit worse then the devil!"
by Veigar (death to Bandle City!) December 10, 2013
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Tweetentary

A Tweentary is a Tweet with truthful, inciting, and/or biting commentary that has been changed into a picture formated Picentary (jpeg, png, etc.) and re-posted or forwarded as a Tweetentary.

Multiple and/or chained Tweets, reformatted as multiple Picentaries, are known as Tweetentaries. To be considered a Tweetentary, the original Tweet must be unaltered and complete after going through the Tweet to Picentary to Tweetentary transformation process.
Robert had no idea how to Tweet and about a month ago he asked me to create a Tweetentary of one of John Fugelsang's great Tweets he had heard about. Robert continued to ask me to format more of John’s Tweets into Tweetentaries and because John Fugelsang has so many fantastic Tweets daily, Robert has accrued a treasure trove of out of this world Tweetentaries. Robert posts the Tweetentaries on Facebook as well as e-mailing or texting them out for the benefit of his other non-Tweeting friends.
by Bort6 March 3, 2018
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Beaver Teeth

Is caused by eating hairy pussy and getting a pubic hair stuck in teeth.
Billy got beaver teeth from eating out Sally's hairy bush.
by Karly A. April 18, 2016
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