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A furry, rat, badger, type creature (true origins unknown). Using trickery, and tactics that just make everyone around it, hate it. To many this creature is unknown, mostly due to the fact that according to lore it can use invisibility to be even more annoying. The hatred of Teeto goes so far as to say that many want it removed from existence.
"what happened?"
"Stupid Teeto shot me in the neck!"

"You are almost as bad as Teeto, and just a little bit worse then the devil!"
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(TEE-Toe!)
A title given to a guy for being fucking crazy, but in a good way.
You're so Teeto it makes me sick.
Teeto by Not So Nice Lady October 26, 2009
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The roller coaster that scares people in the shortest possible time.
TEETO!!!
teeto by plato! April 30, 2024

Picket Teeth

A derogatory term describing someone's set of teeth that resemble a picket fence that is in disrepair.
Frank's grill was so bad with gaps and crisscrossed incisors it looked liked he had Picket Teeth!
Picket Teeth by will bitten December 21, 2016

Teeth Optional 

When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.
Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.
Teeth Optional by will bitten September 20, 2017
Originally from 尊い (toutoi), meaning precious, valuable or priceless, it became Japanese internet slang "ていてい (or てぇてぇ)" roughly meaning someone else's actions are wholesome, or precious.

Popularised in the west by subtitled V-Tuber clips, where it was used typically during moments where the V-Tubers were acting affectionate to one another; this hard to translate word was often simply romanised. This resulted in several spellings, the most popular of which seems to be "TeeTee", whith other variant such as: tee-tee, tee tee, tei-tei, TT and te-te.
Check out this clip of OkaKoro being TeeTee.
TeeTee by _whistler June 7, 2021
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