Twelvesome

1. When twelve people somehow manage to have sex together.
2. THE BEST GROUP OF FRIENDS. EVER.

Mandy and Lisa were sitting home alone when 10 boys showed up at their door. Each was shirtless and the girls smiled as they walked straight upstairs to their bedroom. On the way up they began stripping and tossing their clothes down. As the girls entered their room, the boys were sitting there waiting for them. The girls began kissing each one as they stripped each one individually. After the boys were all naked they decided to take turns eating the girls out. By the time they all had a turn, Mandy had already orgasmed twice, and Lisa four times. Now Mandy laid down and took one dick in each hand, giving two boys handjobs. She then allowed one guy to penetrate her vaginally, another anally. Another boy was having mammary sex with her, as two others each sucked on one of her tits while simultaneously jerking off. Then Lisa sat on her face, and Mandy began to eat her out. Lisa then took two cocks in each hand and gave two boys handjobs, while she gave the last one a blowjob. The first two boys getting handjobs came on Mandy's face, the one having mammary sex came on her chest, the two sucking her breasts came on her stomach, and Lisa came on her face. The other two boys having handjobs came on Lisa's face, as the one getting a blowjob came in her mouth. Mandy rubbed the cum off her stomach, chest, and face and ate it. She orgasmed in pleasure as the two penetrating her came at the same time. It was the best twelvesome ever.

by Flyingtrash August 7, 2017

Twelved

Getting twelved is when while playing cornhole one player gets 4 bags in the hole and the other players gets all 4 bags off the board. The result is an +12 for one player and lifelong embarrassment for the other.

Remember when Louis twelved Ed?. That was embarrassing and he has never gotten over it.

by LAH12 March 16, 2021

Twelge

vagina, pussy, female sex organ.

He banged her tight twelge so hard the other night that they done broke the bed!

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Tweeps

A user-created conjunction from Twitter and Peeps usually referring to the followers of the person using the word. Part of the various lingo resulting from www.twitter.com

"Oprah: Thanks tweeps for your good thoughts…" - Real quote from Twitter.com

by aaronrogers May 9, 2009

Twelvies

A twelvie is a person that is between 12-14 who thinks they are cool and they fucking know everything, especially the girls who think they are hot shit and wear crop tops to the dairy. Twelvies usually think they are cool hooking up with people or going to parties. Twelvies are fucking annoying and they think they are better than everyone else. Twelvies are also known as teenie boppers. Fucking teenie boppers.

Twelvies:*wearing USA crop top, galaxy leggings and red vans* *goes to party* *smokes weed and drinks alcohol and thinks their cool but there parents don't know*

Person 1: oh did you see *name* at the party on Saturday smoking weed and drinking?
Person 2: yeah that fucking twelvie, she thinks she's
Cool smoking weed and drinking when she's 12. The only thing they should be drinking is milk and smoking those smoke lollies. Twelvie.

by wot_cunt March 29, 2014

Like, Twelve

(adj.)

1. A term used to describe younger children by teenagers when their actual age is unknown

2. A term used for people who are much older but seem or act as if they are around the age of twelve.

Guy: Did you see my nephew recently? He's like, twelve now.
Girl: I thought he was fourteen!

Girl: Are you listening to Justin Bieber? He has some interesting music about real deep stuff like love and romance...
Guy: He can't know about love and romance, he's like, twelve!

by t-t-ten million fireflies April 23, 2010

tweeps

used to describe twitter "tweet" + people "peeps". the words 'tweet' and 'peeps' combined = "tweeps"

what are you tweeps gonna tweet about today?

by LeonTheKnight December 23, 2014