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Big Twelved
When a college football team decides instead of playing in a competitive conference to play in a depleted conference with no Championship game. The result is a cupcake schedule and loss of respect from the entire country.
Wes: Did you hear Texas turned down the invitation to join the Pac-10?
Chaz: So are they adding teams to replace Nebraska and Colorado?
Wes: Nah, they Big Twelved everyone.
Chaz: What a bunch of pussies.
Wes: That's a given.
Chaz: So are they adding teams to replace Nebraska and Colorado?
Wes: Nah, they Big Twelved everyone.
Chaz: What a bunch of pussies.
Wes: That's a given.
Big Twelved by 817Chaz June 16, 2010
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TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch)
TTI is an acronym for “Tommy Twelve Inch.” Tommy Weiner, aka TTI attended Arrowhead High School and is known county wide as having a foot-long cock that dangles lightly above his knee cap.
Did you see that Kate is now is a wheelchair? Yeah man, I think TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) devastated her box with his mammoth cock.
TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) by Tommy Twelve Inch (TTI) February 21, 2021
bridge it twelve
Bridge it twelve is the fundamental concept of Hung Gar. It's a connection between you and the other person and you facilitate control over your opponent. Usually, in either attack or defense. There are twelve bridges: hard bridge, soft bridge, crowding bridge, direct bridge, dividing bridge, stabilizing bridge, inch bridge, lift bridge, sending bridge, controlling bridge, settling bridge, and flow/reverse bridge. This is mainly used in Kung Fu.
Novice: Master, teach me each component of bridge it twelve, so I can become the best Kung Fu fighter in the whole world
Master: This will take a considerable amount of time, but is necessary in order to dominate every opponent you will face.
Master: This will take a considerable amount of time, but is necessary in order to dominate every opponent you will face.
bridge it twelve by PWS27 May 19, 2017
Twelve inches a spade
A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots
"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.
"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.
Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.
Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....
Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....
Twelve inches a spade by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021
Twelvesome
Twelvesome by MrSaturn33 January 28, 2011
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