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Twelved

Getting twelved is when while playing cornhole one player gets 4 bags in the hole and the other players gets all 4 bags off the board. The result is an +12 for one player and lifelong embarrassment for the other.
Remember when Louis twelved Ed?. That was embarrassing and he has never gotten over it.
by LAH12 March 16, 2021
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Big Twelved

When a college football team decides instead of playing in a competitive conference to play in a depleted conference with no Championship game. The result is a cupcake schedule and loss of respect from the entire country.
Wes: Did you hear Texas turned down the invitation to join the Pac-10?

Chaz: So are they adding teams to replace Nebraska and Colorado?

Wes: Nah, they Big Twelved everyone.

Chaz: What a bunch of pussies.

Wes: That's a given.
by 817Chaz June 16, 2010
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Twelvehitphobia

A fear of 12 am kst, thinking Bighit will drop something.
I have twelvehitphobia.
by BTStrash23 September 4, 2017
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TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch)

TTI is an acronym for “Tommy Twelve Inch.” Tommy Weiner, aka TTI attended Arrowhead High School and is known county wide as having a foot-long cock that dangles lightly above his knee cap.
Did you see that Kate is now is a wheelchair? Yeah man, I think TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) devastated her box with his mammoth cock.
by Tommy Twelve Inch (TTI) February 21, 2021
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bridge it twelve

Bridge it twelve is the fundamental concept of Hung Gar. It's a connection between you and the other person and you facilitate control over your opponent. Usually, in either attack or defense. There are twelve bridges: hard bridge, soft bridge, crowding bridge, direct bridge, dividing bridge, stabilizing bridge, inch bridge, lift bridge, sending bridge, controlling bridge, settling bridge, and flow/reverse bridge. This is mainly used in Kung Fu.
Novice: Master, teach me each component of bridge it twelve, so I can become the best Kung Fu fighter in the whole world

Master: This will take a considerable amount of time, but is necessary in order to dominate every opponent you will face.
by PWS27 May 19, 2017
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Twelve inches a spade

A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots

"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.
Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.

Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021
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Twelvesome

You're just seeing how far it'll go, aren't you?
A twelvesome has just never been done. It just hasn't.
by MrSaturn33 January 28, 2011
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