Shrivel-pig

An uncircumcised, infected penis

He pulled down his pants and exposed his shrivel-pig and I puked a little in my mouth!

Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!

by Boymom0406 September 23, 2019

Shriveled

It is a state of being, where it is cold, and someone pants you and your dick and balls are very shrunken.

Eric Powell often has very shriveled dick and balls.
Dude, why would you do that when my dick and balls are shriveled

by Chrisobell February 7, 2009

Shrivel Up and Die

An insult used by internet trolls and tryhards who use death threats. Basically the troll/troll wannabe hates the person hates so much they want them to shrivel up and die in a horrible manner.

Emily said 'I hate you Drmusic2, I want you to Shrivel Up and Die!'.

by MM132 September 7, 2019

shrivelgash

noun. The female equivalent of limp dick.
A phenomenon that occurs when a female sees , smells, hears or envisions something so repugnant, horrifying and repulsive that her genitals dry up and fold back in on to themselves almost as if in hiding.

The smell of him was so vile it gave me instant shrivelgash.

You give me shrivelgash.

I had a bad case of shrivelgash yesterday.

by Alana V. Weatom November 24, 2011

shrively

A form of shrivel

My fingers are very shrively.
That old ladys face is very shrively .

by puppotter May 10, 2018

Sharibelle

Sharibelle is the type of girl to nod, pretend to listen to people and tease her friends. She can be some-what nice, but when you make her angry she is a bit salty... To become her friend you need to be able to withstand ignoring and her pretending to listen. Would you be able to stay as her friend in the end???

"Oh my god, Sharibelle, stop ignoring me!"

by miko_ June 16, 2022

lil shrivel

When an Irish mans penis gets smaller every time he brags on its supposed length.

I swear this guy has a lil shrivel, he keeps saying his dick is 12 inches long.

by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2021