Definitions by Popcorntime69

Drink n park 

When you decide to park your car drunk but you do a better job than being sober.

I needed to do a little drink n park to get in this space outside

Drink n park by Popcorntime69 February 13, 2023

sentient laptop 

When a mentally unstable greek man accidentally creates the first self-aware artificial intelligence on his laptop by downloading porn viruses.

Recorded video from unknown origin: "The year is 2100, the sentient laptop has reduced every city into a nuclear wasteland. The rest of us are being picked off one by one"

sentient laptop by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2022

lil shrivel 

When an Irish mans penis gets smaller every time he brags on its supposed length.

I swear this guy has a lil shrivel, he keeps saying his dick is 12 inches long.

lil shrivel by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2021

pulled a nasan 

When your wife shows up to the family reunion and you didn't bring her.

Yo, I pulled a nasan last night, hopefully, there won't be any inbreeding!

pulled a nasan by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2021

nicks balls 

When a mentally unstable greek man who controls 99% of Cyprus' wealth starts smacking his balls to assert dominance.

Cyprus resident: "I had to tickle nicks balls to pay rent this month"

nicks balls by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2021