lil shrivel

When an Irish mans penis gets smaller every time he brags on its supposed length.

I swear this guy has a lil shrivel, he keeps saying his dick is 12 inches long.

by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2021

pulled a nasan

When your wife shows up to the family reunion and you didn't bring her.

Yo, I pulled a nasan last night, hopefully, there won't be any inbreeding!

by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2021

sentient laptop

When a mentally unstable greek man accidentally creates the first self-aware artificial intelligence on his laptop by downloading porn viruses.

Recorded video from unknown origin: "The year is 2100, the sentient laptop has reduced every city into a nuclear wasteland. The rest of us are being picked off one by one"

by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2022

Drink n park

When you decide to park your car drunk but you do a better job than being sober.

I needed to do a little drink n park to get in this space outside

by Popcorntime69 February 13, 2023

nicks balls

When a mentally unstable greek man who controls 99% of Cyprus' wealth starts smacking his balls to assert dominance.

Cyprus resident: "I had to tickle nicks balls to pay rent this month"

by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2021