shrively 

A form of shrivel

My fingers are very shrively.
That old ladys face is very shrively .

shrively by puppotter May 10, 2018

Shrively dribbleys 

Another definition for having whiskey dick or not being able to properly perform. Or used for anything that is considered weak

Guy one: did you bang her last night? Guy two: no man her cat jumped up on the bed and licked my ass and I had the shrively dribbleys

Shrively dribbleys by Jagerknight 92 September 24, 2018

Shively Round Steak 

Bologna, a food stamp treat.

Go fetch that Shively Round Steak out the fridge, Thundaisia got popped in the eye and it will keep it from gettin swolt.

Shively Round Steak by Fairdale's Finest August 22, 2008

Cock shrivelege 

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

Cock shrivelege by Aznlover May 21, 2006

shriveled dick 

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

shriveled dick by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017

Shriveldickery 

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.

That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

Shriveldickery by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012

shrivelry 

the point where the male genitalia is at its smallest due to cold circumstances or nerves

Her: Are you ready?

Him: I can't i have shrivelry

shrivelry by B/M/S December 2, 2022