sharivel 

A wonderful friend. Follows the rules by breaking them. Has a fun personality. Very intelligent

That's a sharivel over there.

sharivel by Loveable_baby March 14, 2017

Sharielys 

Sharielys is a beautiful, talented, and perfect girl. She's hilarious and has a great heart and perfect personality. You'd be lucky to have her has a friend. Almost everyone loves her. If you find a sharielys keep her, cherish her.

Omg shes so perfect she reminds me of sharielys

Sharielys by qawsertyhuiop October 30, 2014

Cock shrivelege 

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

Cock shrivelege by Aznlover May 21, 2006

shriveled dick 

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

shriveled dick by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017

Shriveldickery 

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.

That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

Shriveldickery by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012

Sharibelle

Sharibelle is the nicest friend you can talk about anything to. She is shy sometimes but always make you laugh. A Sharibelle is cool about nearly everything but sometimes she can be SAVAGE! She says she isn't good but she has many hidden talents.

"What can Sharibelle do?"
"ANYTHING!"

Sharibelle by FriendOfYours:) May 24, 2022

shrivelry 

the point where the male genitalia is at its smallest due to cold circumstances or nerves

Her: Are you ready?

Him: I can't i have shrivelry

shrivelry by B/M/S December 2, 2022