Mullah of Carjackistan

the Middle East's wealthiest potentate. He governs his Islamic kingdom under strict Shiite (pronounced Sheeyat) rule. The mullah hates whitey.

The Mullah of Carjackistan funds terrorism on a global scale.

by Colin Bowel October 1, 2003

mullested

Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.

Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.

I was hanging out at the local bar last night and I got mullested by Francine.

by otto titslinger June 3, 2004

mullestache

When a man has a mullet and then grows a mustache, the result is a mullestache. A majestic mullet, when paired with a full, thick mullestache, is a beautiful sight.

Jane's dad has a mullestache, and it is dead sexie.

by Yi Li September 1, 2004

Megan Mullally

The hottest over-40 celebrity there is. Most people know her from the show Will and Grace, where she plays aloholic-socialite Karen Walker. She also has an AMAZING vocal range. And she's hot. Really hot.

Person A: Did you see Megan Mullally on Will and Grace last night?
Person B: YEAH I did. I totally wanted to jump her bones.

by Jaci <3 December 3, 2005

mullatte

A bi-racial individual with a mullet pretending to enjoy a latte.

Look at that mullatte over there sipping on a latte and reading the Wall Street Journal....... upside down.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

mullashed

While standing next to a mullet wearer,being smacked in the face by the ape drape when the proud owner suddenly and unexpectedly turns their head and the flowing mane acts as whip.Some mullet wearers have actually refined this phenomenon into an offensive and defensive tactical weapon.

At monster truck rallies,it is prudent to leave a vacant seat on either side of yourself to avoid being mullashed.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

mullah'd

Totally and utterly wrecked. Extremely drunk. So drunk you make as much sense as a mad imam hollering out his call to prayer.

Shit, John was mullah'd wasn't he?!

by che2 January 20, 2011